Guide To Glamping. (I wish)

Glamping is glamorous camping. You may stay in a tent, but the facilities are generally five-star and go way beyond what you would normally expect on a camping trip.

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However you dress it up, camping is camping.

I wish I was going glamping (from what I heard it's a lot nicer, warmer and cleaner), but alas, I am going the regular kind of camping; with mud, portaloos, cold showers and a tent with a broken pole*. 

But I am on a mission to make my camping as glamerous as I possibly can...as much as one can in 5 inches of mud, the msot disgusting toilet/shower experience ever to be heard of.

So,
Rule One:

Always look like you've just stepped out of a 5* tent. It's called 'Camping Chic', not 'Look like a drowned rat'
Like this, Millie Mackintosh T4 at the beach.
Google Images.

Not this.

Google Images.

Rule Two:

Be prepared for the weather. Wellies and not a bin bag a nice mac would do.

Like this
Google Images.

Not this.

Telegraph.

Rule 3:

Go prepared to eat rubbish all week.

The Sun.

or

This happened to my cooker last year. Gas leaked, I turned it on and it burst into flames. 

I don't recommend it.

Rule four:

The toilets and showers (if there are any) are disgusting; be prepared to gag.

Guide to Glasto.
I've been mentally scarred by searching for images of this, I don't recommend it.

Rule five:

Have the time of your life.
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So that's how I see camping. 

I'm going to work at a festival called Soul Survivor in a cafe , then go on to another one, Momentum, straight after.
Packing is proving tough, it's hard to pack for every type of weather: Sun, rain, mud, cold.. my pile of clothes is getting bigger and bigger!

Whilst I'm away I've got 5 beautiful ladies to guest blog for me..and let me tell you now, the posts are pretty special! So keep an eye out for those over the next 2 weeks!

Have a lovely few weeks :)

Love, Elizabeth

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*My tent does really have a broken pole, my brother used it last week and he said the whole thing caved in on them during the night, great.